Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

by Drutski November 21, 2011

stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012

stumpy

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

by SMITH November 8, 2004

scumpy

Overweight and dirty.

Ya got choke crunked last nite and got next to some scumpy ho. Ya lucky we sortied wit you.

by Killa-wail April 20, 2004

squimpy

Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

by Assad November 1, 2008

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008