Bum Slushing

The art of convincing bums, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your passing car.

Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!

Bob: How does that work again?

Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....

Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.

by customfish February 9, 2010

squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

by tony shannon March 22, 2005

Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.

Why do you keep screen splashing man?

by Cryuga September 3, 2010

squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P

cya, bye bye, squishings

by xxel_bella_voche_le_necrophiliac_is_cuming_to_get_uxx October 11, 2006

slushing

When it's not quite snowing, yet not quite raining. It's pretty depressing as far as weather goes.

Nothing better than dirty slush on the side of the interstate. Why does it have to be slushing?! Why?!

by Ohioan December 11, 2006

splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010