scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

spunkhound

A person who can smell man-glue before it spills. Like a bloodhound, but for Tugwater.

M: How did you know to duck before I came in your hair?
F: I am a Spunkhound.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 19, 2010

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

slunchbucket

1) A person who has drank excessive amounts of Champagne

"Allison and Stephanie are such slunchbuckets tonight after drinking 7 bottles of champagne"

by deathbylamp March 17, 2017

Skunch

1. A type of canned food popularized by Mission Hill.
2. Junk, bullshit
3. Replacement for the word "bunk"

1. This skunch was on sale at the 99 cent store. It tastes horrible.
2. Quit talkin skunch.
3. That pot was skunch.

by bizdorph October 14, 2003

sponcho

pronounce: (Spo-n-cho)
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).

Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho

inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009

smunchy

Soft, melty and crunchy.

"This taco is smunchy".

by Adam Laughlin September 21, 2005