sproing

Something between springing and flexibility.

I can sproing pretty damn high.

by Wildcat Miranda November 20, 2002

scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.

Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin

by tango1delta January 24, 2015

spoodling

/spu d(ə)l/

verb
wearing an XL sweater with long sleeves and using them to tickle and tease someone by poking and rubbing the cuffs on their body.

"Last night me and my boyfriend were watching a movie together when I started spoodling him on the couch."

by t yawgg June 6, 2018

Side Scrolling Documents

Video games. When you're in the office playing games, you refer to games as "side scrolling documents" as to give the appearance you are working on official work documents.

"Dude, I'm on page 56 (level 56) on this side scrolling document." "Have you seen my latest side scrolling documents?"

by Aimbotfriend November 18, 2011

Wall Scrolling

When you are idle in Facebook and keep scrolling to beat boredom.

Finally, I am done with my exams and I have got no other job other than Wall Scrolling

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 22, 2015

Scrolling

(verb) aimlessly scrolling a webpage(s).

usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high

"Oh man, I was just scrolling so hard for like 20 minutes."

also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
"You look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there."

by Scrollin` March 22, 2012

Spousing

being forced to dry hump any given object by all of your closest male friends

steger's episode of spousing his mom lead to his friends questioning if he suffered from the oedipus complex

by Humey2 January 2, 2009