spock a five

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.

I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.

by ameteorite July 10, 2010

Spike dyke

A gothic type dyke, one who might wear fishnets/fishnet shirts, spikes (hence the name) etc.

"Oh man, look at the spike dyke, she's totally checking you out"

by Frances April 23, 2004

spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011

Phantom Spiker

A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink

Angela enjoyed her spiked drink while the phantom Spiker looked on

by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014

Too bad spock dies

You say this when someone gives away the ending of a movie.

Hey, watching star trek 2 huh? Too bad spock dies.

by SBD March 27, 2005

Spikero

Somebody, anybody, that acts all mexican or cholo, not in a good way though, in a derogatory way, can be used on anybody, even people that are mexican, but mainly used on non-mexicans. Word originates from the word mayatero, which means somebody acting black, word mainly used by mexicans,

Look at those Mexicans, i know they are Mexican, but look how they are acting all spikero, they are following the mainstream way the government wants mexicans to act. They dont think on their own, like psycho realm, immortal technique, beast1333 ect. because those rappers actually think on their own and don't follow the trend. Many spikeros simply dismiss critics as "haters", but if they did not have that excuse, they would have nothing to back them up.

by illuminatikilla July 24, 2010

Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 19, 2003