slippin' the slab

When a male succeeds in engaging a girl in a sexual encounter. The slab is to be interpreted as a phallic device.

Dude, are you tryin to slip her the slab?

Person 1: Where's Luke going with that girl?
Person 2: Oh he's slippin' the slab to her.

The chick wants the slab slipped to her so badly.

by rahzah October 20, 2010

nut slapping

When your balls swing to and fro, hitting your grundle and the womans mound when giving her a furious pounding resulting in a a pleasant "shuck-shuck-shuck" sound.

Dude, I was banging this bitch so hard last night she got a savage nut slapping

by The Nut Slapper August 31, 2006

slipping jimmy

The fake fall in front of a car

Employee: I have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and I keep being promised a ramp will be installed
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.

by humblepiece April 19, 2015

sipping tea

Present participle of "to sip tea" usually a meme in social media or chat room context of quietly, discretely or otherwise shrewdly taking part in verbal disclosure of some valuable, interesting or otherwise useful information. Whether in context of gossip or rumors about a celebrity or an important event or other information of value to the listener. The listener quietly sips tea as they drink in the information also.

Person A - what are you doing?

Person B - sitting here getting my fix of celebrity gossip, sipping tea.

by Jackson Heinz September 18, 2014

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

sipping from the joy juice

drinking alcohol (to get drunk)

"I can see Tina's been sipping from the joy juice."
"Why's that?"
"She's hitting on Mark's stepdad."

by lostc December 18, 2004

slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

by freakinheck May 11, 2014