spanker

A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.

Damn.. just wasted ten minutes of my life arguing with the spankers at the post office :(

by cjr November 15, 2006

Spanish Spanker

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

by moohalat December 8, 2009

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

by uberconservative September 19, 2008

ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

by rodney May 7, 2003

ankle spanker

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003

spankter valve

The asshole on a woman. The valve that opens and closes when a woman takes a dump.

Last night I greased up Lynch's mammy and fucked her right up her "spankter valve"

by sammy saucerhead December 31, 2004

knee spanker

This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.

hahaha that ones a knee spanker.

by Dr.Suess's mistress June 20, 2011