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Get the Sanger, Tx mug.Colloquial and affectionate term for the female genitalia. Possibly originated from "The Picture" magazine in Australia during the 1990s. See also "Smoo".
by The Basilisk June 2, 2006
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In the works …
Said spanner
Is I …
…
So only something biblical ..
Could …
But yep …
Biblical or extremely unlucky
So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..
Simply ran out of words …
Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point
Anything after that …
Depends on the former …
Can’t be doing stress any longer
Neither you can you I imagine
And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …
Luck ….
Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
In the works …
Said spanner
Is I …
…
So only something biblical ..
Could …
But yep …
Biblical or extremely unlucky
So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..
Simply ran out of words …
Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point
Anything after that …
Depends on the former …
Can’t be doing stress any longer
Neither you can you I imagine
And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …
Luck ….
Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
Spanner …
Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….
The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….
The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
Get the Spanner mug.One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
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that were only made in 1983 to 1984, and only to be put on volge tires
by dirtysouthplayz November 19, 2003
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2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005
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