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spaghetti straps

An extra small T-shirt with the sleaves and top removed revealing the shoulders and arms, with tiny pasta noodle-like straps. They can be seen on UC campuses each year in early March.
Damn is it spring already? Imma hollar at that breazie with the bebe spaghetti straps.
by Lajollabiker May 3, 2006
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spaghetti-straight

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
by anemix June 29, 2014
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Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"
My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti
by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
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ghetto spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.
My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!
by Bully Girl July 25, 2006
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spaghetti breakfast

A humorous slang term for the act of being raped by tentacles. See tentacle porn, hentai.

The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.
Waiter: Our specials this morning include the Spaghetti Breakfast for 8.99.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.
by VidaLondres August 24, 2006
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Spaghetti fencing

When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.
Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.
by Schnappy pappy March 14, 2011
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filipino spaghetti

Spaghetti that has RED HOTDOGS in it and is sweeter than italian spaghetti =
let`s go to Jollibee and get some filipino spaghetti!
by sukkaafree October 23, 2006
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