Southern Rail

Named after the worst company of all time, Southern Railway. Often used to name a horrific or terrible company. This company is normally privatised.

EA is the BIGGEST Southern Rail I have ever seen!

by Gr8 m8 i cant h8 so i r8 8/8 May 27, 2015

Southern snowpeeper

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!

I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..

by People Watcher January 7, 2010

southern regional

the shithole of new jersey. seriously, don't come here lol

random kid: what school do you go to?
southern kid: southern regional
random kid: ew that place is nasty!
southern kid: well at least we don't go to central, with that dog fucker.

by lindsaywinsy May 16, 2020

southern hospitality

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.

Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.

by DWW August 7, 2003

southern engineer

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

by Phife54 February 17, 2006

southern belle

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!

A few perfect southern belle's are:

Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias

by Southern belle #1 June 11, 2006

Southern bidet

When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly

My turd was so big it gave me a southern bidet!

by P-kanus October 30, 2016