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pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012
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solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out
Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane
by austin October 7, 2003
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Solamitas

Solamita -

A person who likes to wear bras inside out.
1. A teenager came across me and she was a solamita.
2. My friend likes to be a solamita.
3. Solamitas often take stroll through the park.
by UrbanHippee November 5, 2013
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solaiya

Solaiya can sometimes be a little rude, but she is a man attracter! With a sexy booty and monkey like face. When it comes to her friends that's all she really cares about, and she will always defend them at any cost. She thinks very highly about herself and is always on her phone especially on Instagram.
Who is that interesting girl?... That's Solaiya!
by Freddy Lee July 10, 2017
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Solitaire A-Hole

A Solitaire A-Hole (Ascertain Hole) is experienced when playing electronic Solitaire of which the author or developer intentionally refrains from alerting the player that a logical outcome cannot be established due to the fact the necessary cards are underneath another set of cards that cannot be played without its suit; thus a 'hole' is ascertained. See also: Solitaire and Solitaire Loop.
'That real estate agent was truly a solitaire a-hole; they knew something was missing and zeroed in on it...'
by Dude 3.0 November 3, 2018
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Solitary Cumfinement

When a criminal is placed in solitary confinement and jizzed on
"Senator Bill C., a convicted pedophile, blushed when the judge gave him a life sentence of Solitary Cumfinement from black men"
by 0atmealman August 11, 2021
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Solaima

Solaima is a warm and amazing person! She's the kindest friend you could ever have, she'll always be there for you and will go out of her way to make her friends feel loved, happy and supported. She's really social and makes friends easily because of her sunny personality, and if you've been chosen to be one of her closest friends, you can consider yourself really lucky!
Everyone would be lucky to have a friend like Solaima.
by larsmars_ November 21, 2021
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