Snartch

To snartch is a state of mind, reframing the obvious, to talk with conviction about things you know nothing about, to grouse and nit-pick or to find fault with. A snartcher feels entitled and mandated by a higher-power to tell it like it is or like it should be. Without apology, Snartches view their world as a source of constant amusement and seek out the jack-asses that continue to amaze them.

"I wish Danny would quit talking." Jennifer, snartched to herself. "Not only does he have halitosis but his front teeth are missing too, I can’t wait to snartch about this later with Bob!!”

by Snartches.com December 21, 2009

snootch

When a woman has a set of breasts and a large stomach which both stick out an equal distance. (when a bitches stomach and boobs stick out the same distance).

Taylor-"Damn dog, look at that bitches snootch"

Jeremy-"You can't even see where her boobs end and her stomach starts"

by SRHS#9 October 5, 2009

Snootch

A person who smokes other people's marijuana without ever contributing to the cause.

Fuck you snootch, get off the blunt.

by Doobatron, the Marijuana Robot July 19, 2009

snootch87

Etymology greek for Tanya. One who is small of wit. Deragatory term for a greek person named tanya who has bangs and wears a pacific trail jacket.

Yo i was chillin and then snootch87 came around so i had to leave.

by Johnny Martinez December 17, 2004

Scortch

You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time.

Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.

by TomTom satnav January 29, 2009

coochie snortcher

the feminine abyss constructed for the simple purpose of taking chodes and loads!

Oh boy, my coochie snortcher really took a pounding last night from the big man with his chode...and I loved it. DIVA!

by j niz May 2, 2007

ShortChange

To perform a sexual act on someone and not have them return the favour

"dude I was with amy again lastnight, i went down on her and she totally shortchanged me"

"she shortchanged me man, ffs" BJ BlowJOb Bowcat eat out oral sex hand sex sex one night stand

by scrotie-mcbooger-balls December 19, 2014