Snatch-ass

(*I forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that I submitted!*) noun 3. Someone who steals or "snatches" things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.

"Those little snatch-ass hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store".

by Hung10Gemini August 22, 2008

snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

snatchems

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Also, mainly, snatchums.

Bob goes to John's fridge and takes the last beer while exclaiming "snatchems!"

by Carter July 13, 2004

snatchalater

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.

Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.

by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

Snatchies!

the act of grabbing at something or someone; a grabbing hand gesture that confirms happiness, sweetness, or overall awesome-ocity.

Bob: Dude, did you eat my pudding?
Dave: Maybe
Bob: Is that your banana?
Dave: Yes
Bob:... SNATCHIES!

by Michael Manahan October 31, 2005

snatchaconda

A mythological creature created by madoussa, with the face of a vagina and the body of an anaconda.

true killer of marilyn monroe

true killer of steve irwin. was cheating on his wife with the snatchaconda.

this creature lurks in the depths of the well known water bed.

never stare a snatchaconda in it's pink eye.

Oh my god the snatchaconda and my condom.

by justin taillon &amanda aiello December 11, 2008

Snatchies

The act of taking the seat, or possession of another. One must call "snatchies" before one can take the seat or possession of another. Can be countered if someone calls "fives" before leaving their seat.

1. Mer: dude im gonna go grab another drink.
Ben: Snatchies. (takes Mer's seat)
Mer: DUUUDE MERR MERRR

2. Me: Snatchies on Mer's 360!

by TheCutchens January 1, 2008