Smotheling

When you’re sitting on the toilet and there isn’t any toilet paper left, so you use your shirt.

Someone: “dude i just had to smothel-“
Other guy: “ew smotheling is disgusting”
Someone: “there wasn’t any toilet paper”

by Ah sh- October 25, 2020

Smitherines

Somewhere that you don't want to go, kinda like timbuck2. Or kaput

Something right blew those fish to smitherines, and out of the water, all in one.

by Immortal1 September 17, 2021

Mathering

A male gathering

June “that’s a lot of men in the corner Of the bar”

Sue “that a mathering babes”

by Ling Ling9 June 26, 2022

Southering

Southering is the act of having a big drama over something little, a reference to somebody.

Dude 1: "FUCK YOU YOU DUMB BITCH"
Dude 2: "Stop southering, Faggot"

by HiddenNaughtyBoyJeff October 20, 2023

slithering around like a rat

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

by jay gee March 3, 2024

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011