Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"
Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."
"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."
"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
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So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!
by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010
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When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).
by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011
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Get the Slouching zebra mug.Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.
Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!
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