buggid o' scodge

Variant of "bucket of scotch" coined by Dave Sim, creator of Cerebus; the name of a comic book and the eponymous character. Used when wanting to get drunk while sick.

Therebus wanths a buggid o' scodge!

by fort-d March 5, 2009

Smodge

To smoke a cigarette. A question. An answer. A noun. A verb. An exclamation.

Smodge? Smodge. Smodge!

I am smodging.

by miss.krys May 1, 2009

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.

"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.

by god sammit January 26, 2011

sludge fist

One who comes home from work with black hands, full of oil/grease almost to mid forearm and no matter how many times they wash their hands they stay grey/oilly.

Add being a father and coming home to the kids..

"daddy sluge fist"

"hey sludge fist" -to a mechanic

by SamanthaJayne June 27, 2007