pimp sled

The method of transportation for a pimp. Generally a Cadillac or other large automobile with rims 20 inches in diameter or larger, brightly colored metal flake paint, plenty of fur, curb feelers, those mexican dingle balls, and often "3 Wheel Motion".

Damn, check out that pimp sled. Where? Over there, on the corner, by those hos.

by Tobeuss April 11, 2003

smoke and sled

What you do on a snow day; you smoke up and go sledding. Make sure that you do not snowboard while you are too high, because it will only lead to bad things.

JOHN: Do you want to go sledding?
ME: Sledding sucks unless you smoke weed before it.
JOHN: Yea, let's smoke and sled.

by Alfonso Enrique December 27, 2005

piss sled

a fold-a-bed that is pissed/soiled while passed out drunk and folded back up without washing.

dude.. i got wasted and pissed the fold-a-bed. Let's fold this piss sled up!

by timmythekid April 4, 2006

Spanish Sled

First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.

Ellie was pissed after John used her as a Spanish Sled

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

taco sled

Typically this term is used to define heavily modified vehicles owned by persons of Hispanic origin. Easily spotted by the 'lowered' stance of the vehicle, a clear over-abundance of chrome trim, and interior appointments akin to a massage-parlour waiting room. These vehicles can often be heard emitting a Latin-tinged dance beat while the drivers hang various appendages out of unrolled windows. Often, the music does not match the movement of the vehicle as it bounces up and down while in motion, yet this does not seem to faze said driver.

The housekeeper asked for a raise shortly after her son crashed his taco sled.

by DennisT December 4, 2004

mexican bob sled

Wedging a poop covered penis in between a butt crack and sliding it back and forth, which leaves a little poop trail behind.

The other night I performed a mexican bob sled on some chick's behind. Awkward, to be sure, and she won't shit right for a week.

by Wookiestick1 September 18, 2011

Norwegian Sled Ride

First off, the girl must be wearing a Viking Hat before you start having sex. Then you go outside in the snow, both of you totally naked and have sex. When it's time for you to bust, you bust on her stomach and then push her down the hill, thus creating the norwegian sled ride.

"Bro, I just gave someone the Norwegian Sled Ride, it was the best thing since I gave her the Birmingham Booty Call."

by tanktanktank713 December 18, 2008