(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"
by aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr first mate October 28, 2005
Get the roger the shrubber mug.An object that is usually small and round-ish, and can consist of one or several various plants; usually fuzzy, short plants or thorns. They are known for their quaintness, delicacy, and outrageous prices. The Knights of Ni regarded this particular plant with great admiration.
"In order to pass by this way, you must give us... a SHRUBBERY!!! (scary music)"
"I am Jim the shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies."
"I am Jim the shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies."
by Iamthecow February 11, 2010
Get the shrubberies mug.A rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday. A Big Shaufa can sleep through almost anything including parties, nuclear bombs, and 2:30 classes. Sometimes Big Shaufas suffer from insomia at night, which they make up for by taking the next 2 days off from consciousness. The Big Shaufa recently broke the all-time sleeping record for a day, previously held by himself. Other forms include Shauf, Shaufaaa, Shaufnasty, Shaufdaddy. Can also be used as a verb; to Shauf, Shaufed, or Shaufing.
"Hey is the Big Shaufa awake yet?" "It's only 12:00 pm, are you serious.?
"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."
"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."
"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."
"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."
by Dan Marino won 0 Super Bowls April 11, 2009
Get the Big Shaufa mug.Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.
I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.
Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003
Get the shrub rocketeer mug.Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.
- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist
If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.
- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist
If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
Person one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the door until I came out and then locked me out!"
Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"
Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"
Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
by Sveiks November 8, 2009
Get the Scrufulous mug.Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018
Get the The Scruffy Lionel mug.A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"
by Dcon12376987 August 15, 2008
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