Urban Dictionary: king arthur

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A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.

by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008

A man puts super glue in another persons anus. Then he inserts his penis into their anus and lets it dry, and tries to pull it out of "the stone"

Carl gave Hanna a King Arthur last night.

by DJkevin66 December 02, 2009

He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.

Don't let King Arthur unsheathed his sword or he'll cum-a-lot.

by Excalibur April 17, 2006

Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.

He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.

Jesus.

by iang423 May 29, 2006

The Act of running away from someone or something in a similar fashion to that on the Epic film The Holy Grail, Shouting "RUN AWAY!!"

"She's a Dog King Arthur it boys"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"

by Mullie beast February 13, 2009

When ramming your penis inside a woman's anus really fast and then pull out really slow like pulling out Excalibur from the stone

Dude last night me and my girl did anal and I gave her a King Arthur so if you see her walking funny then you know why.

by Seabass391 October 22, 2011

An Old guy that noone even remembers, even though he's been around longer than most. He really should post more.

KingArthur? Who's that?

by Skeeve22 April 07, 2003