A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.
by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008
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He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.
Don't let King Arthur unsheathed his sword or he'll cum-a-lot.
by Excalibur April 17, 2006
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Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.

It's named king arthur.

I want it.
He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.

by iang423 May 29, 2006
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He pulled out a sword from a sword that nobody could pull out. He soon was made king.
One time he was battling agains a knight he broke his sword and he was nearly killed. Soon enough Merlin came and rescued him.merlin took him to the lady of the lake and she gave him a sword named Excalibur.
he really isn't that special.
by you don't need to know March 17, 2005
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When a guy lays his cock and balls out on someone's face.
The balls need to be over the victim's eyes, and the dick needs to be laying over the nose and the mouth (if you can reach that far.)

The name comes from the fact that this will look like the victim is wearing a medieval mask/helmet, like King Arthur wore.
Oh man, when Daylon was passed out drunk, I gave him a King Arthur and took pictures. I left one in his pocket for him to find when he woke up.
by AGreen BHM January 16, 2006
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A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.
for an example of how this effects people see the other definition
by dedlymonkey July 8, 2004
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A man puts super glue in another persons anus. Then he inserts his penis into their anus and lets it dry, and tries to pull it out of "the stone"
Carl gave Hanna a King Arthur last night.
by DJkevin66 December 3, 2009
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