2 definitions by Nedflix'n'Diddly
A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?
Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?
Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019
Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018