Scotch Fingers

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.

I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!

by markekraus October 28, 2019

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022

Shoch

A derogatory word for a black person. Believed to have originated from the Hebrew word Shachor meaning black

Hey shoch, come clean my shoes!
or
That shoch stinks

by Yoshi Yoshelovitz October 18, 2008

scotch conference

a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).

sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.

by jdvb May 10, 2010

shitcha

A combination of shit and yeah.

>Do you wanna hit up SoBe this weekend?
>Shitcha!

by mayebomb June 10, 2005

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

boob scotch

an alcoholic drink created when scotch on the rocks is stirred by a female breast

Dude, we got boob scotch! That bitch just stuck her tit in my drink!

by stoog March 17, 2003