Shortdick

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.

"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!

by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011

Strawberry Shortdick

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

by Anal parade April 17, 2017

shoot some dicks

Play Fortnite

This games sucks, lets go shoot some dicks.

I was shootin' some dicks earlier and was slayin. Shit was tight.

Yo buddy! Wanna shoot some dicks!?

by AlphaWintermute January 25, 2025

Shirtdick

Describes a man whose dick is large enough to fit inside of his shirt and up to his chest while waistbanding.

Cynthia, I could see that stripper's shirtdick right through his shirt.

by Stoney Bridges June 22, 2023

dickie shorts

footy shorts, ones where you might see the tip of someone's penis hanging out

Harry's meaty thighs were showing under his dickie shorts, and his crotch was bulging too.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025