Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

shlongli

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021

Lil Shlong

'Lil shlong' (Sam Currenti) Is a very famous racist rapper from Brisbane, Australia who raps in Gibberish. He makes fun of Asians and sings weird songs. He has a very lil shlong as well. Lil Shlong official is his youtube channel with his latest song 'To all the haters' when he doesn't even have haters.

Dammmmm! Is that Lil Shlong Official!??

by >:)notEthan._. October 26, 2020

shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

sheon

Sheon is born with natural beauty. She is shy at first but outgoing once you are close to her. She has beautiful eyes and can make people laugh. She’s not fake and helps people with anything.

Be like sheon.
You are like sheon.

by Hieeyyyy June 8, 2019

shlong

a big dick.

matt really loved the guys shlong.

by haliebop October 10, 2008

shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004