shitsplosion

a sudden explosion of volatile violent shit that doesn't stop for 3 years.

john: hey, what happened to MC hammer?

bill: he had a violent shitsplosion, his corpse is glued to the toilet with a scream on his face, we had to use the jaws of life to pluck him out.

john: poor guy, 3 years of shit flying out nonstop, can the toilet flush?

bill: it's dead. also the pipes are leaking shit.

by I h8 nes May 1, 2015

Shitclit

when you take a shit and it gets stuck in your clit

"when i went to wipe my ass, i got stuck in a shitclit situation."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

Shitclit

Wiping backwards.

You have a shitclit

I wiped backwoods when I took a dump ok

by Cum bucket December 26, 2016

shitskit

When you go an take a dump, but some shit remains on the walls of the toilet bowl.

I am so tired... I have been cleaning your shitskit out of the damn toilet!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

shitsolation

The crushing feeling of loneliness one sometimes receives while defecating alone in an isolated environment.

I gotta tell you, Jim, I am happy we're poop buddies now; I was suffering from shitsolation pretty bad in that new spacious bathroom.

Wilma always waits to go to the restroom with her girlfriends, I think she suffers from shitsolation issues.

by The Turd Burglar of Wisconsin October 26, 2017

Shitslinger

A joke term making fun of Anarcho-Primitivists. Due to the fact that Anarcho-Primitivism opposes many human advancements, people who follow the ideology are commonly mocked as primal humans. Since primal being are uncivilized, and known to sling their shit, this is where the term comes from.

Has anyone seen what this shitslinger is saying? His ideas are ridiculous.

by The guy November 25, 2017

Shitclit

British for anus -The Happy Hob

You smell like a shitclit

by TheRealMikeWazowski July 19, 2019