shitcoil

The water that hits your butt when a large amount of poop hits the water.

Dude i had a major shitcoil last night.

by notorious RWT April 21, 2013

Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

shitcunt

The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.

"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"

by Cornish Cockney May 28, 2017

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008

shitcockballs

A word used in place of many other curse word as a random exclamation.

Shitcockballs! I forgot my shit!

by CptJack April 13, 2007