meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX May 4, 2006

Shieldfield Rapist

Alter ego of a member of the student community housed in Northumbria Universities Stephenson Building located in Shieldfield in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, who dons plastic chequered Bowler hats, bowties and masks, all of which are outlandishly oversized. On top of this, strange cape-like attire may be worn, traditionally purchased from a pound shop. The outfit will usually be worn on halloween, whereby the person wearing it will appear to his friends, who will simultaineously enquire as to what he is dressed as, to which he will reply, 'I'm the Shieldfield Rapist', while supressing laughter.

Student 1: What the hell are you wearing that for?
Student 2: I'm the shieldfield Rapist!

by frankthefish31 August 9, 2009

Shielbard

A shielbard is basically a shield used as a scabbard/sheath to carry specific weapons such as swords, axes, lances or act as a quiver for arrows specifically for archers. This special type of shield is seen in video games, anime and manga.
The shielbard is commonly known as a shield to this very day, but none was able to give this kind of shield a special name for its own.
This portmanteau was created by a individual with the Deviantart.com username, Hairyblob2, out of sheer thought.

Zero, the Winged Knight from SD Gundam pulls his sword from a shielbard when ready for battle.

The Hero Class from the Fire Emblem Gameboy Advance games uses shields to hold their swords and axes. In this case, shielbards.

Patrokolos Alexandra, the young son of Sophitia from the Soul Calibur games became a playable character in the fifth game. He uses the Stigma Sword and uses the Arcadia Shield, which is a shielbard.

by Hairyblob2 December 19, 2012

Seanog shields

A gay wee cunt from crossmaglen

Hey look there is a cunt, his name is seanog shields

by Ur_ma_69420 May 26, 2020

Main Character Shield

The invincible shield protecting the main character in a formulaic Hollywood flick.

Oh, he jumped off the Empire State Building holding an orphan while being gunned down by helicopter bullets and hellfire missiles? I'm not even scared he's going to die. He definitely has a main character shield.

by tigeru August 8, 2016

bitch shield

bitch shield is a front a woman will do. to defend herself from getting played.

I walked by this girl and she acted like she didn't like me and moved out of the way. putting up a front fronting using the bitch shield.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 27, 2006

Shields

name: A surname (common: 1 in 5000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #580)
A kind, loving, generous family. A very friendly family, they will not hesitate to help somebody out.

That family is so nice, they must be a Shields

by Sumo no 5. November 2, 2008