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Shieldan

Shieldan is that guy who will IDK... shield you or something
*shieldan shields brenda by stepping in front of her before the bullet lands*

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by j.swagbanana June 9, 2021
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pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.
Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.
by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009
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Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.
"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"
by JLavelle August 16, 2017
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Shielda

Shielda is hardworking. She will do anything for the people around her, and she forgot to take care of herself. But someone who is the same gender with hers is gonna take care of her. Shielda is funny, kind, caring and loyal. Sometimes she has an attitude that you cannot understand, but her special someone will. She’s gonna have a prosperous life, with her family and love ones.
Shielda is one of a kind.
by Premosu June 7, 2021
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Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.
Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.
by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011
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Riot Shielding

Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
by Svenalator August 20, 2018
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Dei Shielding

When a company or individual uses the diversity, equity, and inclusion of a show as a shield against criticism.

The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.

Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.

This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.
Prima: I don't know, this show seems pretty bad.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.
by wakkadoodooo September 13, 2022
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