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seagull engineering

An engineer who's sole job is to swoop in, take a shit on everything and fly away before it needs to be cleaned up..
john: we should get steven involved in this project
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..
by Fred Astaire's Heel January 21, 2011
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A Flock Of Seagulls

A band from the 80s. Popular for their songs:
I Ran (So Far Away)
Telecomunication
Space Age Love Song
Wishing (If I had a photograph)
D.N.A.
and many more...

Also pertaining to someone with odd and/or wild hair.

A Flock of Seagulls was one of the first bands to break-through to the states from the UK in the time period (and music style) known as "New Wave"

A Flock of Seagulls were fairly well known in the 80s, but not so much now.
by Alex May 5, 2005
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Wounded seagull

The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.
Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.
by the masked man121 October 25, 2012
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screaching seagull

While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl
John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.
by kfafmec January 17, 2008
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Seagull

A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.
A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.
by AndyJ October 6, 2005
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Seagull

An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.
Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!
by seagullsrgross March 30, 2010
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Wounded Seagull

A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.
While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.
by TheIncredibleHolt September 6, 2007
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