schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

Scheering

To steal from one's country and political party and then criticize others for doing the same. Worse than hypocrisy.

John is scheering Tom's bicycle and blamed Fred for it.

by ifyoufall April 19, 2024

Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.

Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering

by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schwenking it

A term for masturbation, jerking off.

I’m schwenking it

by auser7818 May 23, 2025

Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.

Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?

by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026

Mr.scherping

an amazing man made out of pure steel his feet are ten feet long he is the scherping

hes so cool hes a Mr.scherping

by qswrgfasg November 27, 2019