sarcophillis satanicus

1.the act of putting an entire prescription all of your shengralanturn and not going to sleep, only to fall asleep at the wheel at 9 a.m. and crash your car into another person's car. However your head is so hard as it breaks the windshield that nothing else happens.

2. tazmanian devil

Sarco, was crazy on sunday night and satanicused himself.

by DJ TOEJAM June 4, 2004

stroop

when you strain so hard to poop that you almost faint when you do.

"man, i just had a massive stroop, it was painful!"

by sir mister August 7, 2009

sawoop

A really hot girl. A secret word for guys to let other guys know a girl is attractive without letting her know.

say your in your car and a girl walks across the street. "sawoop!"

by hts June 23, 2009

Stroopwaffle

Balls

I pissed my girlfriend off one day and she kicked me right in my stroopwaffles.

by Kulonakabrona April 6, 2016

Stroops

Severe poops caused by severe stress

My day was so stressful at my crappy job, I came home and had a case of the stroops.

by old thing June 11, 2010

stroop

to combine strumming and pooping.

I think Sally is strooping in there.

by Justin Ettaputz September 2, 2015

Delft Stroopwaffles

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!

"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"

by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009