God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011

Dirty Sandusky

When you lather up a person and bear hug them from behind while erect.

A "Dirty Sandusky" Often occurs in a locker-room.

by CWUcat November 12, 2011

Jerry Sandusky

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes all over your face.

Ouch! I didn't think it would hurt to take a shower. Jerry Sandusky has a bigger dick than Father O'Malley

by chimpsmirk November 7, 2011

Sanduskied

The act of being raped in the shower.

Did you hear about Linda getting Sanduskied in the shower?

by Mike Hunt Hertz 23 November 29, 2011

Jerry Sandusky

By far the sickest fuck known to man. Former Penn State coach and defensive coordinator who over years used his charity for young boys and clout withing the Penn State athletic community to commit heinous acts against a series of young boys and teens. His antics included anally raping them (in Penn State locker room facilities), and forcing boys to perform sex acts on himself/receive sex acts from him on overnite trips, in his house, his car, educational institutions, etc.

Jerry Sandusky is days away from suicide.

My boy bet me $20 that Jerry Sandusky will kill himself before hes killed in jail.

Jerry Sandusky is the gayest, sickest old fuck I can possibly imagine. What a fag this dude is.

by Snach_Crusher November 7, 2011

Sandusky Overnite Experience

The type of acts that and older gay man (usually married) uses to lure young boys into gay sexual experiences with them. These acts usually involve some sort of over nite experience or "sleepover" where the deplorable gay acts occur, including rape.

My brother said his scout master said they were having a Sandusky overnite trip next week, should I be worried?

If I stay in Sandusky, Ohio overnite does that mean I had a Sandusky Overnite Experience?

My therapist said the reason I am not sleeping at nite is b/c I must have a had a repressed Sandusky over nite experience when I was younger

by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011

Sanduskying

See also: To get Sandusky'd, to Sandusky one, to give a Sandusky
Noun: Any sexual activity that takes place in a shower.
Verb: The act of taking one to the showers or requesting a "rassling" match.

"Man I would Sandusky the shit out of that!"
"'Sup girl, you ready to get our Sandusky on?"
"I Sandusky'd so hard that the janitor ignored it. "
Slang: Sandoggin'
"I was Sandoggin' that bitch all night long"
Sanduskying

by MajorChipHazard November 12, 2011