Juan Samuel

Long Island Iced Tea followed by a shot of Goldschlager. Named after the great Juan Milton Samuel (born December 9, 1960) is a retired second baseman and center fielder who spent sixteen seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Philadelphia Phillies (1983–1989), New York Mets (1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1990–1992), Kansas City Royals (1992, 1995), Cincinnati Reds (1993), Detroit Tigers (1994–1995) and Toronto Blue Jays (1996–1998). A three-time National League (NL) All-Star, he appeared in the 1983 World Series with the Phillies.

Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).

Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).

It was the "bottom of the ninth" at Xfinity Lounge in Philadelphia, PA. Jody was slumped over the bar having partied all day and night for the Eagles game. The bartender yells "LAST CALL". Jody perks up and lifts his head just enough to order a "Juan Samuel". Clutch call to close the bar and the evening!

by Bills Mafia 23 April 19, 2018

Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)

Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.

by KellKvothe January 29, 2019

Samuel L. Jackson

A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.

Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!

by RazorPine October 10, 2005

corporate samurai

A person in a conflict-oriented profession (ie assassin, negotiator, advertising personnel, etc)who follows a samurai-like code of ethics. This generally means limiting collateral damage (whatever that might be, depending on the profession), treating their job as 'just business (not bringing personal animosity into competition),' and respecting competitors in their profession. Coined as a part of the cyberpunk movement in science fiction, and exemplified by Case in Neuromancer by William Gibson, and Hiroaki Protagonist in Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.

Hiro was a corporate samurai for CosaNostra Pizza #3569.

by BattleSchoolGraduate March 28, 2006

Samuli

Absolutely bangable male. When a guy is called Samuli, he's so georgeous that all ladies want to bang him simultaneously.

Girl one: Did you go to Samuli's place last night?

Girl two: Ofcourse I did, you should have been there too... he was absolutely amazing.

by girl84 February 5, 2010

Samuel

Samuel is 6”5 and also an alpha male. Do not mess with him or you will genuine get shanked up yo

Samuel is a 6”5 alpha male

by Xxxtentacles6969 Peter Griffin October 22, 2019

Samurai Jack

A no-anime cartoon that takes place in Japan,when a boy named Jack,and his hometown is destroyed,he grows up,and get a magic sword which can be used to defeat Aku(means evil or demon in Japanese),he must defeat Aku to go back into the past and undo the future as Aku

Samurai Jack is an awesome cartoon

by Mo October 17, 2004