penis swab

someone who is worse than penis: a annoying penis who is indescribable

You, you penis swab!

by Mr.504 January 8, 2008

cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Hot Swab

When you cum on a girl and you grab your balls and sack right below your shaft and make your sack taught, then use that to rub in the cum.

**In the military a mop is called a swab, and when you hot swab the decks, you are hot mopping. This came up during CS-1 cleaning stations on board the mighty USS NIMITZ (CVN 68) and a very famous sailor who we will just call "OD" created this to become a great like the angry pirate, blumpkin, etc.

"I heard that cumming on a pregnant girls stomach helps her from gettig stretch marks, so after I blew my load on her, I hot swabbed that shit!"

by OD4 May 14, 2013

cunt swab

1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.

1. I didn't know whether I could marry him, til I saw his mean cunt swab, that is.
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!

by shwafioso April 6, 2006

cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun

dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab

by TAF119 March 16, 2009

slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.

Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

E-SWAB

Emotional Support Water Bottle

A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.

Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.

Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.

by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 5, 2023