smartass

someone who tries to pick holes in your logic.

these people have no lives, all they care about is looking smarter than others because they think it makes them superior.

Simon: "i suggest you come with a better solution next time because according to the theory of relativity you must be wrong."

John: "go fuck yourself, you smartass"

by Daniel Spencer January 28, 2009

Smartners

Two (or more) intelligent people who are frequently seen together. These intelligent people may often hang out together because they find the company of others to be dull or IQ lowering. Like 'partners', but with brains.

I saw Andrew and Spencer hanging out in the quad again today. Andrew was assembling his solar powered espresso machine and Spencer was setting off vinegar and baking soda rockets. I think they're smartners.

by richard bullard barnes March 8, 2011

Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Smarties

When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.

"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"

by *Francis* June 15, 2007

hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

by position_x_force March 2, 2005