Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010

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shfifty five

A word which seems to have been coined by the alleged Arab rock/rap group, Group X. The band has become very famous, considering that nobody has seen an ad for them on TV, heard an ad for them on the radio, or read one in a newspaper or magazine of any kind.
Shfifty five is a group x colloquialism for "fifty five".

Girlfriends Age? Shfifty Five
My IQ? Shfifty Five
You must pay... 5 + 5 = fifty fifty fifty, shifty five, siggady shwop shwow shwow shwow

by You don't need to know my name. February 14, 2005

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shift whore

A fellow co-worker of your's that is willing to cover anyone shift when asked. Be it for the extra hours or that they don't have lives.

Barbara: Hey Raymond, Could you work my Saturday 3:00pm to 11 shift? I've got a hair appointment...

Raymond: Hell no bitch! I'm not your shift whore.

by DatColetrain March 13, 2011

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Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

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