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scuba diver 

scuba diver
Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
Synonem: Pro Stoner.
Hary's dad is a scuba diver.
"Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?"
scuba diver by layout420 June 11, 2007

Scuba Diving 

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Scuba Diving by layout420 December 13, 2006

Scuba Steve

A man like no other. A not so well known super hero. A man who possesses the ability to woo any woman. Appears in the movie 'Big Daddy'. This is one very unique individual. Believed to have originated from somewhere in England although historians are not sure of the exact wherabouts of origin of this speciman it is believed he currently resides in the humble village of clonlara county clare. Upon birth doctors predicted this phenomenon would well surpass 7 foot in height and achieve many great things.

The name scuba steve has also become a widely used term to describe a highly awkward situation, event or person.

Scuba is considered by many as a true king among men.

In recent times scuba steve has been described by many as irelands answer to Usain Bolt. Scuba steves coaches have boldly predicted that within 2 years he will have smashed usain bolts 100m and 200m records. There is no limit to his potential.

Catch phrases:
"so big"
"so cool"
"so fresh"
"to tesco"

Uses of a scuba steve:
reaching high objects
dictionary of strange information
Anti wall climbing
droping items
finding money saving deals

Also known as:

son of scuba sam
big s
so big
steve
stevie h
showard
Dude no. 1 trips over his own legs
Dude no. 2: "Damn you just did a scuba steve"
Scuba Steve by bigexpert May 4, 2009

scuba duba 

When a male gives a female pleasure with his fingers and after his fingers smell like fish/the ocean
dude his fingers are scuba duba
scuba duba by T danna July 22, 2006

scuba-job 

The giving of head underneath water. When the female is wearing scuba gear and pulls of the mouthpiece to blow the man.
"Jenny came over to go swimming last night, and she totally gave me a scuba-job right in my grand-parent's pool!"
scuba-job by Tim Dooley January 15, 2008

scuba steve

When you are in a hot tub or pool and your lady goes down on you and gives you a BJ while under water.
I was in the pool with my lady and she totally gave me a scuba Steve.
scuba steve by Smitty the titty August 1, 2009