anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

sales pitch

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.

WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005

Salesian High School

Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).

Salesian student: yo I got a DT bruh
Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best

by Stepboi123 October 3, 2019

love sadness

Loving someone your afraid to hurt. You love them so much you're afraid to hurt them. But you should know that with love comes sadness and hurt and regret but you gain knowledge. You will never forget that person. And with the love you need to be willing to sacrifice anything for them. And at times it may be rough but it's okay. If you hurt them sometimes it's okay. It's not the sadness you caused them it's how you recover from sadness that makes your love stronger.

I don't want this if I'll hurt you. My love sadness is too strong.

by Mickey23454321 February 18, 2014

soupy sales

When one consumes a food that results in the individual's abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use.

Damn, I don't know what I ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.

by CaptMoRon November 20, 2015

Scum Sands

Come fourth of July weekend, Scum Sands is an extremely trashy part of York Beach. Commonly seen are white trash single moms on the boardwalk, naked kids being changed on the beach, white kids who want to be black at the basketball court, and the occasional bike cop.

Person 1: When we go up to York Beach this summer, will we go to Short Sands or Long Sands?

Person 2: Long sands, unless you want to step on a heroin needle at Scum Sands.

by laupygde August 14, 2018

SPOG SAESON

The season of folk walking, g walking, and old-school gangsta walking.

When you see everyone folk walking, spog saeson has begun.

by shia1 March 8, 2019