rentoned

Word, possibly from Shropshire, meaning to have got very drunk and be suffering the next day for it. A hangover, but a very bad one, generally worse than should be expected.

You look pretty rentoned this morning mate.

Yeah, had 10 pints last night.

by MattyBoy1982 February 10, 2012

rectosis

condition ,in which a rectum emits foul smelling odors.

Studies have found that consumption of spicy foods and alcohol frequently leads to rectosis.

by batdaddy October 29, 2007

Rectothalmia

A medical condition in which the optic nerve fuses with the rectal nerve and everything looks shity

Everyone goes through rectothalmic situations (rectothalmia) sometime or the other in life..

by Shantu520 October 18, 2011

Resitonimus

This is a term coined by YouTube sensation Sisi Meer to describe vibes on a vibey level that are present in everyday life. It can be used in any context

Lukas: I'm pretty hungry
Sisi: Resitonimus

Regan: today I'm feeling super Resitonimus

Sisi: Resitonimus

Megan: Cheers to being Resitonimus

" Have you ever heard the sound Meerkats make? It sounds like they are barking Resitonimus on a vibey level"

Sisi: Read my blog "Resitonimus.com"

Let's all be Resitonimus

by Ladybug life January 13, 2016

resitory

1. noun: from the show Trailer Park Boys, and about 10,000 other idiots in the world (based on a literal string search on Google) used to indicate capacity to hold information, such as repository or a repertoire.

2. adj: describing an anatomical system for breathing/respiration.

1. TPB - Mr Lahey: Never mind him. He only has one joke in his resitory.

from Google: site migration and content resitory exportation

2. from Google: upper resitory infection. resitory distress.

by fathermike January 21, 2010

Rectocranial Inversion

Having ones head up ones ass.

Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?

by jerro April 8, 2006

foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.

Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.

by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008