silent repost

commenting “silent repost” on a super relatable, maybe riskay post that you would not want your followers to see if you actually reposted it.

Jenna: Girl! I seen your silent repost on tik tok the other day! You freakyyyy
Ari: Period

by SlangDefiner December 5, 2022

lab report

1) A side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.

2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.

3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.

4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.

Dude, I stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now I can't see straight. It's like I'm drunk, but without any of the fun.

by chemmajor June 11, 2012

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.

Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005

Self Report

The term originates from the game that became popular in 2020, "Among Us". When used outside of the game the term has been further extended to mean when someone says or does something that reveals something bad or sinister about themselves unintentionally. The political twitch streamer Hasanabi uses it frequently.

Matt Gaetz: The New York Times is running a story that I traveled with a 17 year old woman. This is verifiably false.

Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.

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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.

Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.

Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.

by Sinfinite May 22, 2021

Repooblican

Portmanteau of Republican and Poo. Used to refer to the Fact Republicans are shit eaters.

Repooblicans are also known as Coprophagics.

by Democrap September 4, 2012

bear report

n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.

Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.

by fizzle April 5, 2004