What happens to those whose careers actually benefit from the recession, allowing them to take full advantage of everyone else's financial problems.
by Ally Tess May 19, 2009
Get the reverse recession mug.The period of time where the average amount of 'likes' you receive per status decreases to a low point
"Awh man"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"
by ElRayo August 18, 2011
Get the 'Like' Recession mug.A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.
"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."
by arransc April 13, 2013
Get the Triple-Dip Recession mug.1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.
2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.
3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.
4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.
2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.
3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.
4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.
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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!
Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!
by Crackhead Awards May 5, 2013
Get the Great Recession mug.Not being able to find a damn parking spot at the mall.
Since when has an economic recession made it hard to find any sort of parking spot resembling thing at the mall?
Since when has an economic recession made it hard to find any sort of parking spot resembling thing at the mall?
by Concerned Shopper February 28, 2009
Get the Economic Recession mug.It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.
by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010
Get the Halloween Recession mug.The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
by anonymous500r March 14, 2009
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