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recession

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP
Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009
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The Shawshank Redemption

A fantastic film (based on a Stephen King novella) released in 1994 starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeeman and directed by Frank Darabont. The film focuses on Andy Dufresne (Robbins), a young man wrongfully sent to Shawshank prison for murder, and his 20-year friendship with a fellow life-termer named Red (Freeman).

It received eight Oscar nominations.

Known as one of the most famous "sleepers" because it made less than 30 million dollars during its original release, However, its rental profits are astronomical and it makes most "Top 100 movies" lists.

On imdb.com, it ranks as the second best movie of all time, just behind The Godfather.
Tom: What movie are you watching?

Mark: The Shawshank Redemption.

Tom: How is it?

Mark: Fucking awesome!
by KC Kid July 28, 2006
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recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.
Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.
by bobo76 January 10, 2010
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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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recreational eating

The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony
“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”
by pbids August 28, 2014
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recepians

People who write recipes.
Tara: This triple coffee nutella recipe is new to the recepians
Melissa: Yes it is my friend
by sheepgrazer September 21, 2018
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Redemption December

For those who fail no but November thou have a chance of redeeming thou self

in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are

1.don’t beat thou meat

2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November

Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019
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