resting actor

unemployed person

Mary: James is an actor.

Jane: A resting actor, maybe. I think he's just allergic to work.

by ChuckChaser69 August 20, 2010

beauty-rest

A coolidiculous term for the gentlest most feminine pilloet princess

Where are you, my favorite beauty-rest?

by Sexydimma January 16, 2015

Resting Chubby

When a penis is never less than half erect. It can always get fully erect but never goes back down to less than a chubby.

1) My girlfriend is so hot I have Resting Chubby
2) My Resting Chubby is embarrassing at work
3) My hot boss keeps lightly brushing up against my Resting Chubby

by Spamdogg August 29, 2023

Rest in fleece

An honorable blessing provided to frat brothers, bankers, and members of Corporate America who have passed out at a party.

Bryan and Michael had a few too many beer bongs at the all-day BBQ and passed out in the flower bed. Fortunately, they were wearing their Patagonia vests. We pray that they rest in fleece.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Resting Bullhorn

When someone's indoor speaking volume is comparable to A NORMAL PERSON'S SHOUTING similar to resting bitchface

Guy 1: HEY! HOW'S IT GOING?
Guy 2: Chill it with that resting bullhorn, we're in a library.
Guy 1: SORRY , IT'S JUST WHO I AM

by jamaican me crazy May 2, 2017

Sex-rest

When your workouts are so extreme you have to rest between sets with sex. This way you are drowning out the pain of curling 10,000 lbs. with the maximum pleasure.

Hey fam! This is a pretty insane workout! 100x100 car axle curls?! We are going to have to mix in some sex-rest to survive this.

by AlphaHarambe August 24, 2016

resting aidsface

Resting aidsface is kind of like resting bitchface but it describes a person who always look like they are suffering from a bad disease like AIDS. People who have the resting aidsface want to draw attention to themselfs by looking like they just got punched in the stomach, even if they feel good.

Random Person: Hey Donnie, Marvin looks like hes feeling not good. Should I talk to him?

Donnie: Nah thats just his resting aidsface, he'll be fine. And his name is NOT Marvin!

by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018