churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.

All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.

by HMB February 10, 2004

rate-shit

When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.

example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.

example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.

example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.

by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009

Syllabus Rate

Syllabus Rate provides college and university students with real course syllabi, along with class and professor ratings.

www.syllabusrate.com

Yo have you ever been to Syllabus Rate?

Nah, what's that?

You can view, rate, and upload syllabi, so that you know everything about a class before registering for it!

by xvalid March 8, 2014

raltney

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

by Chelsea Bucketheads May 30, 2006

Ralie

Ralie is often an extremely sexy girl! often loves to have a great time but can be responsible when want too. You never want to get on the bad side of a Ralie but she is one of the most loyal friends you could ever have! Often has an amazing body, really cool, all the guys always want her. Very Outgoing. She's often very creative and has a unique way at looking at things in life. You'd be lucky to know this girl! (Ralie)

Boy #1: "Daaaaamn that girl is sooo peng"

Boy #2: "I bet she's a Ralie!"

by maddswifeyyy May 17, 2011

Raleah

A fun girl who everyone loves to be around and is super awesome and enthusiastic. She very beautiful and her smile lights up a room. She's attractive and flirty... Sometimes a little too much!

" Boy: Did you guys just see that girl who walked into the room?"
"Girl: Yea, her name is Raleah"
"Boy: Wow, she's pretty"

by NameNowetall April 17, 2017

Rate My Professors

A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.

Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.

by The Real Driller January 15, 2020