That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

by countmonster May 17, 2009

Posting Hole

Posting explicit images of one's "hole" on the internet for money or clout

"Damn, Alicia really went downhill she's started posting hole on main."

by Donglemongle December 20, 2022

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

pushing p

when you pushin positivity

“that man pushing P”

by Teletubb January 19, 2022

pushing daisies

Dead. Your body is dead in the ground, and being used as fertilizer by plants. Hence you are "pushing" plants up from the ground.

I've got 20 years till I'm pushing daises.

He better be careful or he'll be pushing daisies by year's end.

by radpin August 5, 2008