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Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
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Promination

A purple abominal "smoke"man that is a stripper and eats prom queens.
That promination is fucking crazy!
by magseee January 7, 2011
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Probin'

1.) To be out in a social setting looking for members of the opposite.

2.) To go looking for females.

3.) Out trying to get laid.
"Where you guys at?"
"We're down at the bar, probin' for chicks."

"You wanna go out probin' tonight?"
by Chopper9 February 4, 2010
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prexinfitialiphobia

This is a term I coined for the phobia of sending friend requests in fear they may be rejected.
I only have one friend on facebook. I know a lot of people, but I just cannot send them requests. I have such deeply rooted prexinfitialiphobia!
by Patrick Persinger January 7, 2011
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provincialist

one who makes derogatory statements towards another's home province (canada) with the intent to cause emotional harm to said person.
alberta sandbaggin', worst football team supporting, oil digging, provincialist sonsofbitches.
by amber erickson March 10, 2008
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Proximitist

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.
I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.
by Maker upper of words July 20, 2008
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Proints

Proints, said in a heavily 'Kim Jong-Il'-ish accent, are points which contribute to becoming "Camp Idiot" and being forced to wear the coveted Idiot Robe.

Yelling "PROINTS" whenever someone does something mildly stupid adds to their tally.

(Can also be used for any kind of situation - i.e. Match Idiot in a football game)
Steve gets up in the middle of the night and finds his way into the cupboard, not the toilet, and urinates on Nicks clothes ... PROINTS!

"That Steve is such a clownshoe he gets automatic PROINTS"

"Oh, harro ... you got PROINTS!"
by Nick-B October 12, 2007
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