Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.

1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"

by Taylor Deyoung January 5, 2009

Procraster

Someone who procrastinates a lot or who has mastered the art of putting off work till another time. This can be accomplished through video games, sleep, or porn.

See Also: www.procrasternation.tumblr.com

That dude is such a procraster, he didn't start his work until almost midnight!

by Procraster Nation July 6, 2010

Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.

I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.

by FamishedPants March 18, 2012

procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.

I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.

by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014

procrastiscaping

Playing RuneScape to put off doing other things

"Have you done that homework?"

No, iv been totaly procrastiscaping"

by fajsdg[ekrgoewrg June 24, 2011

Procrasterbationap

Procrasterbationap is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.

Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."

Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"

by DaveOdmo January 26, 2011