procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

by Dr. Freeze January 4, 2009

Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).

First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!

by Information Pete September 16, 2009

Procrasterbation

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

by kwang June 4, 2003