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fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.
"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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pricelined

1. To have been placed in the least desirable room in a hotel after booking a room using priceline.com. (Typically, priceline customers are identified as such in their reservations, and hotel employees are instructed to give these customers the worst rooms and amenities available.)

2. To have received substandard goods or services after paying a bargain price for said goods or services over the internet.
"My hotel room is right next to the elevator, has no hot water, and smells like vomit - I definitely got pricelined."
by bettyfreakinwhite October 7, 2009
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preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.
Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.
by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010
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pride blurb

The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.
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Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."
by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009
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white price

The price quoted to white tourists by Chinatown shops that don't put price tags on the merchandise.
That mahjong set in the corner only costs $30 if you're a local, but some white guy came in and paid the white price for it -- $75!
by ordinaryk August 14, 2010
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Maturdal pride

Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.
Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010
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