Premium 2.0 

A paid game that had micro-trans-actions

Mobile user: Great, that SpongeBob game is Premium 2.0!

Premium 2.0 by anonymous December 15, 2020

Premium wank 

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

Premium wank by Harry eade December 26, 2021

Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.

Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.

Premium Jackwood by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Premium Blend 

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.

Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!

Premium Blend by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022

Premium Bus-Bus 

When something is so unbelievably bussing that it is considered to be premium bus-bus

Those nerds gummy clusters were premium bus-bus

Premium Bus-Bus by porsche girl September 26, 2023

premium member 

A status that allows someone to know about explicit details about another's life. To earn this status one must have sexual relations with that person.

Last night, I really earned my status of being a premium member!

premium member by BiggestBoss715 October 11, 2023

premium dickriding 

A being who is omnipotent when it comes to dickriding.

"Revival was trash you're premium dickriding, bro won't even take time to breathe."

premium dickriding by 21Quartet January 26, 2024