1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014
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To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.
Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity
To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.
Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity
"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."
by thebluekick February 26, 2009
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A person on a college campus that is dressed like a college student, but is clearly not a student, and tries to talk to you about their religion.
by sollers August 29, 2012
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The leader of the Down the Road Church spoke at tonight’s city council meeting against the initiative because it did not, “follow God’s law and therefore was unconstitutional.” When asked by the city council president where the Bishop received his degree, he held up his Bible to a quiet chorus of “Amen” from attendees. The Undocumented Preacher won the day and the initiative failed.
by GusII January 15, 2010
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"I dunno how my bitch got pregnant! I pulled out and shot my load on her face. It must have been the prejack!"
by Lazarus Ciccone May 4, 2004
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